A character in The Darjeeling Limited (2007)

Jack quotes from The Darjeeling Limited (2007)

Jason Schwartzman

Most-quoted character in The Darjeeling Limited (2007): in 16 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Rhett (7), Francis (4), Peter (3)

A line from Jack [While Francis and Peter are fighting]

Stop including me!

More lines from Jack

2 quotes

Scenes with Jack

13 scenes
Jack

Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?

Not really.

It'd probably be annoying.

Jack

What did he say?

He said the train is lost.

Jack

How can a train be lost? It's on rails.

Jack

He's gonna have a kid in six weeks.

Who?

Jack

Him. Rubby. He doesn't want you to know.

Rubby?

Jack

Yeah, you know, Rubby. [Jack imitates Peter's recurrent action of grimacing and rubbing his temples to relieve his headaches]

[Laughs]
Jack

You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?

How long is it?

Jack

What?

How long is it?

Jack

How long is it? Never mind, forget it.

Jack

Ah, bon soir. S'il vous plait, je voudrais un verre de lait au chocolat et une soupe de oignon et un sandwich avec... How do you say grilled cheese? [mumbled French on from the phone] Merci, exactement, merci beaucoup.

Jack
[on the phone with Rhett]

Where are you?

Rhett

I'm here.

Jack

I didn't say you could come here.

Rhett

Can I come there?

Jack
[long pause]

Okay.

Rhett

How long have you had this hotel room?

Jack

I don't know.

Rhett

More than a week?

Jack

More than a week.

Rhett

More than a month?

Jack

More than a month.

Rhett

How much does it cost?

Jack

I think around... 750 million Euros, or something.

Rhett
[giggles]
Rhett

Have you slept with anyone?

Jack

No. Have you?

Rhett
[long pause]

No.

Jack

That was a long pause.

Rhett

Whatever happens in the end, I don't want to lose you as a friend.

Jack

I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.

Rhett

If we ****, I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow.

Jack

That's okay with me.

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