The Darjeeling Limited quotes

16 total quotes

Brendan
Francis
Jack
Patricia
Peter

View Quote Francis: You don't love me!
Peter: Yes I do!
Jack: I love you too but I'm gonna mace you in the face!

View Quote Jack: He's gonna have a kid in six weeks.
Francis: Who?
Jack: Him. Rubby. He doesn't want you to know.
Francis: Rubby?
Jack: Yeah, you know, Rubby. [Jack imitates Peter's recurrent action of grimacing and rubbing his temples to relieve his headaches]
Francis: [Laughs]

View Quote Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.

View Quote Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Peter: Not really.
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.

View Quote Jack: You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?
Francis: How long is it?
Jack: What?
Francis: How long is it?
Jack: How long is it? Never mind, forget it.

View Quote [While Francis and Peter are fighting] Stop including me!

View Quote Dad's bags aren't gonna make it.

View Quote Did you just **** that Indian girl?

View Quote **** the itinerary.

View Quote I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.

View Quote I'll take the bottom bunk because I'm the oldest and my ankle's fractured.

View Quote I'm gonna go pray at another thing.

View Quote Maybe we could express ourselves more fully when we say it without words.

View Quote We haven't located us yet.

View Quote Well, I'm not crazy about the part where I start screaming at the mechanic. That never happened.