I'm here.
I didn't say you could come here.
Can I come there?
Jack
Jason Schwartzman · 16 quotes
Francis
Owen Wilson · 8 quotes
Rhett
8 quotes
Peter
Adrien Brody · 7 quotes
Patricia
Anjelica Huston · 4 quotes
Brendan
Wallace Wolodarsky · 2 quotes
Hotel Chevalier
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Jack & Rhett (7), Francis & Jack (4), Peter & Jack (3)
The Darjeeling Limited quotes
Page 1 of 3Ah, bon soir. S'il vous plait, je voudrais un verre de lait au chocolat et une soupe de oignon et un sandwich avec... How do you say grilled cheese? [mumbled French on from the phone] Merci, exactement, merci beaucoup.
Are you running away from me?
I thought I already did.
Have you slept with anyone?
No. Have you?
That was a long pause.
How long have you had this hotel room?
I don't know.
More than a week?
More than a week.
More than a month?
More than a month.
How much does it cost?
I think around... 750 million Euros, or something.
[giggles]
I love you. I never hurt you you on purpose.
I don't care.
If we ****, I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow.
That's okay with me.
What the **** is going on here?
Whatever happens in the end, I don't want to lose you as a friend.
I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
You don't love me!
Yes I do!
I love you too but I'm gonna mace you in the face!
He's gonna have a kid in six weeks.
Who?
Him. Rubby. He doesn't want you to know.
Rubby?
Yeah, you know, Rubby. [Jack imitates Peter's recurrent action of grimacing and rubbing his temples to relieve his headaches]
[Laughs]
What did he say?
He said the train is lost.
How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Not really.
It'd probably be annoying.
You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?
How long is it?
What?
How long is it?
How long is it? Never mind, forget it.