Most scenes together: John Constantine & Angela Dodson (9), John Constantine & Gabriel (4), John Constantine & Satan (3)
Constantine quotes
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Possessed Girl "Papatayin Natin Sila" She is speaking in Tagalog (Philippine National Language). In English: "We will kill them."
I don't believe in the devil.
You should. He believes in you.
I guess God has a plan for all of us.
God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.
My sister was murdered last night.
Sorry to hear.
Thanks. She jumped off the the roof of a building.
I thought you said she was murdered.
Yeah well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.
Of course. What kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.
You tried to kill yourself.
I didn't try anything.
So, is this good, or do I have to take off the rest of my clothes?
I'm thinking...
Not if I can help it.
What are you doing?
I'm reading you your last rites.
Spare me your remedial incantations.
You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven, I'd love to be a fly on that wall.
You're not a priest. You have no power.
Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shit hole. Okay, Bally, enjoy it. [Balthazar relents]
By the way... you have to ask for absolution to be forgiven ... asshole.
When am I going to stop being your slave, John?
You're not my slave, Chas, you're my much appreciated apprentice, just like Robin, or Tonto, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend. [ this is probably reference to Don Quixote and Sancho Panza or Laurel and Hardy, or perhaps Abbott and Costello, or Jay and Silent Bob — or any and all "skinny fellows with a fat friend"]
Why would you do that when you know this isn't my car, John?
I told you to move the car.
Yeah, but if you'd told me you were going to drop a three-hundred pound mirror with a pissed-off demon in it, I would have moved it further, John!
I shall smite thee, in His honour.
Looks like someone doesn't have your back anymore.
Son of perdition. Little horn! Swine! Most unclean!
You still trying to buy your way into Heaven? … How many times have I told you? That's not the way this works.
Why, haven't I served Him enough? What does He want from me?
Only the usual. Self-sacrifice, belief.
Oh, I believe, for Christ's sake!
No, no. You know. And there's a difference. You've seen.
I never asked to see. I was born with this curse.
A gift, John. One that you've squandered on selfish endeavors.
I'm pulling demons out of little girls. Who's that for?
Everything you've ever done, you've only ever done for yourself—to earn your way back into His good graces!
You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator - murderers, rapists, molesters - all of you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds and all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair.
If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. But it's only in the face of horror that you truly find your noble self, and you can be so noble. So... I will bring you pain, I will bring you horror.
So that you may rise above it. So that those of you who will survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love.
Gabriel, you're insane!
The road to salvation begins tonight. Right now.
[Gabriel blows gently, sending Constantine crashing to the door]