Randal
The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but **** leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Dante
I'm sorry?
Customer
Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante
I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Customer
I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal
Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
Randal
[Randal shows the customer a graphic picture from a porn mag.]
I think you can see her kidneys!
[The customer runs out of the store.]

