A scene from Clerks 1994
Randal

The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but **** leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

Customer

[offended]

I will never come to this place again!

Dante

I'm sorry?

Customer

Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!

Dante

I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.

Customer

I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.

Randal

Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!

Randal

[Randal shows the customer a graphic picture from a porn mag.]

I think you can see her kidneys!
[The customer runs out of the store.]

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