Video Store Customer : They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good…are either one of these any good? Randal : What? Video Store Customer : Are either one of these any good? Randal : I don't watch movies. Video Store Customer : Well, have you heard anything about either one of them? Randal : I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs. Video Store Customer : You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these? Randal : Nope. [The customer turns around, then holds up the same two movies.] Video Store Customer : Well, what about these two? Randal : Oh, they suck. Video Store Customer : These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention! Randal : No, I wasn't. Video Store Customer : I don't think your manager would appreciate-- Randal : I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am. Video Store Customer : I beg your pardon? Randal : Your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me. Video Store Customer : I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying! Randal : And, I hope it feels good. Video Store Customer : You hope what feels good? Randal : I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? Video Store Customer : Well, this is the last time I rent here! Randal : You'll be missed. Video Store Customer : Screw you! Randal : Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore! Jay : (outside) Yeah! Randal : Screw me?

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