A scene from Clerks 1994
Video Store Customer

They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good…are either one of these any good?

Randal

What?

Video Store Customer

Are either one of these any good?

Randal

I don't watch movies.

Video Store Customer

Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?

Randal

I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

Video Store Customer

You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?

Randal

Nope.

Video Store Customer

[The customer turns around, then holds up the same two movies.]

Well, what about these two?

Randal

Oh, they suck.

Video Store Customer

These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!

Randal

No, I wasn't.

Video Store Customer

I don't think your manager would appreciate--

Randal

I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Video Store Customer

I beg your pardon?

Randal

Your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me.

Video Store Customer

I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!

Randal

And, I hope it feels good.

Video Store Customer

You hope what feels good?

Randal

I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Video Store Customer

Well, this is the last time I rent here!

Randal

You'll be missed.

Randal

Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Jay

(outside)

Yeah!

Randal

Screw me?

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