They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good…are either one of these any good?
What?
Are either one of these any good?
I don't watch movies.
Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Nope.
[The customer turns around, then holds up the same two movies.]
Well, what about these two?
Oh, they suck.
These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
No, I wasn't.
I don't think your manager would appreciate--
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
I beg your pardon?
Your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me.
I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
And, I hope it feels good.
You hope what feels good?
I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Well, this is the last time I rent here!
You'll be missed.
Screw you!
Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
Screw me?

