Phil
Alright I got one: my best day.
Ed
This isn’t the one about Arlene and that loose step, is it?
Phil
No, no, my wedding day.
Mitch
What?
Phil
Yeah! Remember that day? Outdoor wedding, Arlene looked great. Those water pills really worked. You guys are all smiling at me and my dad in the front, gives me a little wink. You know? I mean he’s not the warmest of men but he winked. I was the first one of us to get married and have a real job and I remember thinking “I’m grown up. You know, I’m not a goofball anymore. I made it.” I felt like a man. It was the best day of my life.
Ed
What was your worst day?
Phil
Every day since is a tie…
[They all laugh]


