Phil Berquist quotes

View Quote If hate were people, I'd be China!!

View Quote Now let's have some peace and quiet around here, for Christ's sakes! I'm tired! I been under a lot of stress! I lost my wife, I lost my job, and I got some sort of rash from making in the bushes!

View Quote [at Curly's impromptu funeral] The man ate bacon at every meal... you just can't do that!