Dr. Bill Stiffle How do you feel about the suicide of your best friend in the world?
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The Chumscrubber (2005): in 3 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Dean Stiffle (3)
Scenes with Dr. Bill Stiffle
3 scenes Dr. Bill Stiffle 
Dr. Bill Stiffle Mrs. Johnson suspects that Troy might have been selling drugs to some other kids at school.
Yeah?
Dr. Bill Stiffle How do you feel about that?
I feel that it must have been unfulfilling for him.
Dr. Bill Stiffle That's very interesting. Why do you say that?
Because he killed himself.
Dad, if you write about me again in another one of your stupid books, I'm going to kill you.
Dr. Bill Stiffle Stupid? There are several major book chains around this country that will disagree with you on that point.
