A character in The Chumscrubber (2005)

Lee quotes from The Chumscrubber (2005)

Lou Taylor Pucci

Scenes with Lee

3 scenes
Mr. Parker

Those kids again, Lee?

Lee

We're doing a group project.

Mr. Parker

With them, Lee? You think they care what grades you get?

Lee

Mom...

Mr. Parker

Look, son, you let your grades go now, maybe you don't get into a top tier school.

Lee

Yeah.

Mr. Parker

You don't get into a top tier school, maybe you settle for a second-rate job. Maybe you don't have the life you want. Maybe each and every day you wake up and wanna crawl back into bed and tell the world to go to hell.

Mrs. Parker

We're just saying, you've worked too hard to blow it in your last year.
'Mr. Parker: We've all worked hard together.

Billy
[to Charlie]

Hey, shitballs, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass - well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest.

Billy
[Charlie weakly hits him]

No, really come at me like you got a pair.

Billy
[Charlie lunges at Billy, who tosses him across the room]

Good! That was good!

Crystal Falls

Oh, my God, Billy! Are you hurt, Charlie?

Lee

He's about half your size, man.

Billy

Are you **** kidding me? We **** kidnapped this **** kid! Am I the only person who **** remembers that?

Lee

You're such a dick.

Lee

He won't die!

Billy

You wuss!

Lee

He's stronger than he looks!

Billy

Here! Stab him!

Lee

Where?

Billy

I don't know! In the stomach or something!

Lee
[stabs Charlie]

Shit!

Charley Bratley

You stabbed me in the stomach!

Billy

Is it deep?

Lee
[to Charlie]

Is it deep?

Charley Bratley
[pause]

**** you!

Billy
[sighs]

No, it's not deep.

Lee

Well, **** pardon me!

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