Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in The Chumscrubber (2005): in 8 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Crystal Falls (4), Lee (2)
Scenes with Billy
8 scenes
[talking to Billy in the phone]
What do you want? What are you talking about, man? Who?
Billy We got Charlie. Your brother. We kidnapped your brother. I got him right now. He's scared shitless.
Why did you kidnap my brother?
Billy So you know I'm not **** around. I want the stuff from Troy.
Billy I don't think you're listening. You are going to get me Troy's drugs.
Billy Don't push me, psycho.
Billy I'll kill him. That's what I'm gonna kill him. I'm not **** around, man. I swear to God! I'll cut off his **** head!
Fine. Kill him. [hangs up]
Billy He said for us to kill him. Maybe he is crazy.
[Billy is playing Charlie's tuba]
What are you doing?
Billy I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems to be what all the chicks are into, you know?
Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long. It was unreal.
[Billy throws down the tuba, destroying it]
Oh my god, Billy - why would you do that?
Billy Because I'm a stupid bastard?
Billy [to Charlie]
Hey, shitballs, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass - well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest.
Billy [Charlie weakly hits him]
No, really come at me like you got a pair.
Billy [Charlie lunges at Billy, who tosses him across the room]
Good! That was good!
Oh, my God, Billy! Are you hurt, Charlie?
He's about half your size, man.
Billy Are you **** kidding me? We **** kidnapped this **** kid! Am I the only person who **** remembers that?
I probably would have ended up with a football player if I hadn't met you. And I'm not gonna lie - you've really kept it interesting, but I'm done.
Billy What the **** are you talking about?
P Mr. Peck
Who put that knife in the wall?
Billy I did.
P Mr. Peck
You're gonna fix that.
Billy It's my room.
P Mr. Peck
No this is not your room. This is a room in my house. This is my room.
Billy So then you can fix it.
Billy You wuss!
He's stronger than he looks!
Billy Here! Stab him!
Billy I don't know! In the stomach or something!
CB Charley Bratley
You stabbed me in the stomach!
Billy Is it deep?
CB Charley Bratley
[pause]
**** you!
Billy [sighs]
No, it's not deep.
Billy [talking to dean in the phone]
Hello? Ask for Dean. Is Dean there, please?
Billy [playing Charley's "Chumscrubber" video game]
Ah! Come on! Let's see some **** gore/blood already.
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