Crystal Falls: [Billy is playing Charlie's tuba] What are you doing?
Billy: I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems to be what all the chicks are into, you know?
Crystal Falls: Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long. It was unreal.
[Billy throws down the tuba, destroying it]
Crystal Falls: Oh my god, Billy - why would you do that?
Billy: Because I'm a stupid bastard?
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
Billy: I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems to be what all the chicks are into, you know?
Crystal Falls: Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long. It was unreal.
[Billy throws down the tuba, destroying it]
Crystal Falls: Oh my god, Billy - why would you do that?
Billy: Because I'm a stupid bastard?
 Crystal Falls :  [Billy is playing Charlie's tuba]  What are you doing? 
 Billy : I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems to be what all the chicks are into, you know? 
 Crystal Falls : Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long. It was unreal. 
 [Billy throws down the tuba, destroying it]  
 Crystal Falls : Oh my god, Billy - why would you do that? 
 Billy:  Because I'm a stupid bastard? 
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