Professor Poopypants
[holds the shrunken school] [chuckles]
Look what I've got. A tiny school filled with tiny children... [they look outside the window, shriek and run away] and their tiny teachers whose tiny salaries reflect their size and also... the value society puts on education.
Captain Underpants
[grabs the school]
I'll take that!
Professor Poopypants
[turns his attention to the gun]
Oh! Then I'll take that!
Professor Poopypants
[Harold slaps the giant man with his huge hand.] [in pain]
Ow! Did you just slap me?
Harold
Yes, I did. And you deserved it.
Professor Poopypants
No, I didn't! Your hand is huge! That hurt a lot! Give it back, it's mine! [grabs the gun]
Harold
[grabs the gun as well]
No! Hands off!
Professor Poopypants
No fair! No backsies!
Harold
[fights over the gun]
Give it to me!
Professor Poopypants
[fights over the gun]
Would you just give me that?
Professor Poopypants
[Harold accidentally shrinks Poopypants' head.] [screams]
Now look what you've done!
