Jade [On top of Kar fighting him]
What the hell are you looking at?
You're just so damn beautiful, especially when you're angry.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Bulletproof Monk (2003): in 6 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Kar (2), Funktastic (2)
Scenes with Jade
6 scenes Jade 
Come on, man! Come on, Mr. F, take him! Get it? Got him. Yeah, where you going now, baby? He's kind of nice. Yeah, work it. Shit. You're over! Got no fancy shit now, huh? It is over.
Jade [On Funktastic's back with arms on his shoulders]
Hey, come on. I'm bored with beating on this loser. Besides, fighting always gets me hot.
Lucky for you, this little bit of crumpet's come begging for some of my funktastic love. Me or my people ever see you boosting in our territory again, mate, I'm gonna snip your Hampton clean off, mince it up and serve it as a shish kebab. Now piss off.
Jade [Funktastic buries face into Jade's neck who pushes him off]
Not so fast.
[Pokes her]
Not so fast? I've been trying to get down with you for a bloody long right time, and every time we're about to go all the way you up and run out on me. Nobody knows where you go, what you do. [Pokes her] No one knows anything about you.
Jade [Pulls his necklace]
You know I'm worth waiting for. [Jade ties him with chains] Sorry, baby. You're on my list, but you're not at the top.
What? [Jade sends him up on elevator] Piss off, you little tart.
Jade Hey, you! Kar!
Hey. You don't quite look like the bad girl you did last night.
Jade My necklace.
Excuse me?
Jade Last night, I lost my necklace. Something tells me you may have an idea of how I can get it back.
Well, I guess I could keep my eyes and my ears open. What's in it for me?
Jade It belonged to my mom. It's important to me.
I guess I'd owe you one.
Jade Who is your friend?
Him? He's my personal bodyguard. Watches my back. He's an incredibly deadly Shaolin monk. Ten fingers, ten toes. Twenty reasons to die.
Jade Shaolin monks shave their heads every day. You're no Shaolin monk. Tibetan Buddhist, maybe?
This young lady is nobody's fool.
Jade Thank you. So why are you really hanging out wth him?
Somehow I sense he has potential.
Jade Really? I sense he's mostly full of shit.
But rich manure can fertilize fields which will feed millions.
Jade Excuse me?
Yes?
Jade I'm looking for someone. His name is Kar. I asked around and I heard that he works here.
What's a pretty girl like you want to see him for?
Jade I think that he may be in trouble.
Oh, damn right, he is in trouble. Half the day has gone by and he still hasn't got back with tonight's movie.
Jade So you're saying that you haven't seen him all day?
Don't worry. Kar can take care of himself. That's part of why I trust him to help me.
Jade What's the other part?
I just don't know why, but I keep thinking that kid's got potential. So they tell me.
Jade [Writes out a note]
Will you make sure that he gets this?
What am I, a secretary?
Jade Please.
You're welcome. [Reads note, reciting] “Bad Girl”? [Casually shrugs and resumes task]
Jade Excuse me?
Yes?
Jade Do you ever worry that some of the people that come here may be inspired?
I hope each and every person who comes here will be inspired.
Jade I mean, inspired to do it again.
Oh. Well, granted. There are an awful lot of sick people in this world. But, thankfully, most of them don't attend our functions.
Jade I have an idea. How about instead of showing atrocity, you do an exhibit that shows man's humanity towards man?
You don't help anyone by shielding them from reality. [Showing Jade a picture of a refugee kneeling in front of a man with a rifle] Tell me. Deep down inside, in the very bottom of your soul, who would you choose to be? The one about to be shot or the one about to do the shooting? I really must go. It's been a pleasure.
