Jaime King movie quotes

View Quote Jade: [On top of Kar fighting him] What the hell are you looking at?
Kar: You're just so damn beautiful, especially when you're angry.

View Quote Funktastic goons: Come on, man! Come on, Mr. F, take him! Get it? Got him. Yeah, where you going now, baby? He's kind of nice. Yeah, work it. Shit. You're over! Got no fancy shit now, huh? It is over.
Jade: [On Funktastic's back with arms on his shoulders] Hey, come on. I'm bored with beating on this loser. Besides, fighting always gets me hot.
Funktastic: Lucky for you, this little bit of crumpet's come begging for some of my funktastic love. Me or my people ever see you boosting in our territory again, mate, I'm gonna snip your Hampton clean off, mince it up and serve it as a shish kebab. Now piss off.

View Quote Jade: Hey, you! Kar!
Kar: Hey. You don't quite look like the bad girl you did last night.
Jade: My necklace.
Kar: Excuse me?
Jade: Last night, I lost my necklace. Something tells me you may have an idea of how I can get it back.
Kar: Well, I guess I could keep my eyes and my ears open. What's in it for me?
Jade: It belonged to my mom. It's important to me.
Kar: I guess I'd owe you one.
Jade: Who is your friend?
Kar: Him? He's my personal bodyguard. Watches my back. He's an incredibly deadly Shaolin monk. Ten fingers, ten toes. Twenty reasons to die.
Jade: Shaolin monks shave their heads every day. You're no Shaolin monk. Tibetan Buddhist, maybe?
Monk With No Name: This young lady is nobody's fool.
Jade: Thank you. So why are you really hanging out wth him?
Monk With No Name: Somehow I sense he has potential.
Jade: Really? I sense he's mostly full of shit.
Monk With No Name: But rich manure can fertilize fields which will feed millions.

View Quote Megan: Wait! I'm kinda pussy sometimes.
Sarah: [anxioused] Welcome to the club.

View Quote [A noise is heard in the shop.]
Sarah: [disturbed] Did you lock the front?
[Megan doesn't respond.]
Megan: Yes...

View Quote Axel: Hey, you missed me on TV.
Sarah: Oh, yes! That's right! How was he?
Ben: When you gonna dump this bum and run away with me?
Sarah: I get off work at 8.
Ben: Well, I'll be sure to tuck the top down the top on my Cadillac.

View Quote Wendy: Kill him for me, Marv. Kill him good.

View Quote Wendy: You sat there and took it... when you could've taken my gun away from me any time you wanted to...
Marv: Sure, but I thought I might be able to talk some sense into you. And I probably would've had to paste you one, getting the gun and I don't hurt girls.

View Quote Marv: Wait a minute. Why'd she call you Wendy?
Wendy: Because that's my name, you ape. Goldie was my sister, my twin sister.
Marv: I guess she was the nice one.