[Jake and Elwood are meeting with Sister Mary Stigmata, whom they refer to as "The Penguin"]
Forget it! Five grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.
No, no! I will not take your filthy stolen money!
Well, then, I guess you're really up shit's creek. [the Penguin smacks him with her ruler] Ow!
I beg your pardon; what did you just say?
First, I offered to help you.
Mmmmm...
Then you refused to take our money.
Mmmhmmm...
And then I said, "I guess you're really up shit's creek". [the Penguin promptly smacks him again] Ow!
Christ, Jake. Take it easy, man.
Elwood! [hits Elwood]
Oh shit!
[The Penguin repeatedly hits Jake and Elwood as they keep yelling at her]
Cut it out, you fat penguin! [she breaks the ruler over his head, then chases them from the office while beating them with a pointer rod] **** this noise, man! [runs down the stairs]
[Jake falls, with the desk he is sitting in breaking around him]
You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you both. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths, disgusting lies and bad attitudes. Get out! And don't come back...until you've redeemed yourselves.
