Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

View Quote See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!

View Quote Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

View Quote Charlie: Bart?
Bart: What?
Charlie: Am I wrong, or is the world...rising?
Bart: I don't know, but whatever it is, I hate it!

View Quote Another twenty five years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.

View Quote That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters]

View Quote Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!

View Quote Where's my froggy?

View Quote Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".

View Quote Well, you devious son of a bitch.

View Quote Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

View Quote A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!

View Quote [to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?

View Quote Well raise my rent! You are the Kid!

View Quote Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little (****s gun) applause for the Waco Kid? (Taggert and men clap)