A scene from Blazing Saddles 1974
Hedley Lamarr

Qualifications.

Rapist

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Hedley Lamarr

You said rape twice.

Rapist

I like rape.

Taggart

[Chuckles]

He'll do.

Hedley Lamarr

Charming. Sign right here.

Hedley Lamarr

[The rapist signs his name]

Very good. Badge. Next. Qualifications?

Gum-chewing outlaw

Arson, armed robbery...mayhem.

Hedley Lamarr

Wait a minute. What have you got in your mouth?

Gum-chewing outlaw

[Stops chewing]

Noth-um!

Hedley Lamarr

"Noth-um", eh? Lyle.

Lyle

[Pulls gum out of outlaw's mouth]

Gum!

Hedley Lamarr

Chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody!

Gum-chewing outlaw

[panicked]

...I didn't know there was gonna be so many! [Lamarr shoots him dead]

Jim

[Observing with Bart from a distance]

Boy, is he strict!

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