What do you want me to do, sir?

I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gun slinger in the West. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull ****, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! [Laughs hysterically and sinisterly]

[finally finding a pen and paper]

Could you repeat that, sir?

[Groan!]