Joshua Leonard [Looking through Heather's camera]
It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side.
Played by Joshua Leonard 
The Blair Witch Project (1999) · 22 quotes
The Blair Witch Project (1999) · 22 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Blair Witch Project (1999): in 10 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Heather Donahue (7), Mike (3), Michael Williams (2)
Okay, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch, and she keeps leaving shit outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, that's your motivation! That's your motivation!
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Woke up this morning, just like two seconds ago, and there are piles of rocks outside of our tent. There are three, actually.
Josh Are you seriously **** positive those weren't there when we set up camp last night?
I am seriously **** positive these were not here. How would we've, like, just made a campsite in between three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?
Whose shit was thrown around? Whose, specifically?
Josh It's my shit!
Why you?
Let's go, let's go. [shouting] Are you not scared enough?!
But why you?
Joshua I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
No way!
Joshua Yeah, it was like a serious cackling.
See, my problem is that I sleep like a **** rock.
If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!
Joshua Screw that, you think you guys are heroes for killing innocent people?
Well, maybe if the people in our country stopped eating donuts, and started realizing what our government is doing to the world, assholes like them, wouldn't even exist!
[walking up to Josh's car to greet him]
Hey there! It's Mr. Punctuality! How the hell are ya this morning?
Josh [getting out of car]
Tired.
[laughing]
You know what? I kicked the fu...I'm sorry it's **** up. It's **** up but I kicked that **** map into the creek yesterday! It was useless! I kicked that ****er into the creek! [laughs hysterically]
Josh [also shocked]
Mike...
I really **** hope he's kidding.
Josh Mike, are you kidding?
I really **** hope he's kidding.
Josh [angry]
Mike, are you **** kidding?
You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta **** be kidding me!
Josh Is this some **** game?! [shoves Mike]
No I'm not outta my mind! The map wasn't doing shit all day!
[to Mike]
DO YOU REALIZE - [to Josh] NOT TO YOU - [to Mike] BUT I KNEW WHAT THE **** THAT MAP SAID!!!
I'm sorry!
YOU ARE A **** ASSHOLE!!!
I'm sorry!
YOU ARE A **** ASSHOLE!!! AND IF WE...
The map wasn't doing shit all day!
IF WE GET HURT OR IF WE DIE UP HERE, IT IS YOUR **** FAULT!!! It is YOUR...****...FAULT!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
[Josh, Heather and Mike had been walking south all day to get out of the woods. They came across a log they previously crossed supposedly the same day]
That's the tree we crossed! That tree's down! Same one! [walks to the log site] OH, GOD!!!
Oh, no...
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!
Mike, just please stop...please, please stop...
AUGH!!! NO!!!
It's not the same log, Mike. It's not the same log.
SAME LOG!!!
Look, it's not!
IT IS!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
It's not the same log. [looks at the log] It's not...it's not the same log... [starts crying quietly as Mike and Josh yells furiously] It's the same log.
Josh ****!!! YOU!!! GOD!!!
[attempts to calm herself down]
It's the same log. Okay. It's okay. It's okay...Okay... [later, at noon] Where do you want to go to camp? I guess that south didn't work, so tomorrow, we'll go east. I don't know what to say, Josh.
Josh How the **** did we wind up in the same **** place...?
We walked south all day! Okay?! We've walked south all **** day! I don't know how we end up here!
Do you just expect me to do something or say something? What do you want me to do, Josh? Josh?
Josh I wanna make movies, Heather. Isn't that what we're here to do? Just to make some movies.