3rd most-quoted character in The Blair Witch Project (1999): in 7 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Heather Donahue (7), Joshua Leonard (3)
What bugs me out is that we're so damn deep in the woods, and people are gonna try and come out here and mess with us, then they gotta have something wrong with them, and I'm not gonna play with that.
But how do we know it was people?
Well, even if it wasn't, I'm not gonna play with that either!
Whose shit was thrown around? Whose, specifically?
It's my shit!
Why you?
Let's go, let's go. [shouting] Are you not scared enough?!
But why you?
If that was Josh, he would've said where he was.
It's warm out today so this is the first time that we're seeing Mike's chest. It's really hard to pick up on video actually. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest. It's like: blank...hairy...blank...hairy.
You should see my ass.
What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
How about God?
You know what? I kicked the fu...I'm sorry it's **** up. It's **** up but I kicked that **** map into the creek yesterday! It was useless! I kicked that ****er into the creek! [laughs hysterically]
WAHOO! WOW!
Holy shit.
I really **** hope he's kidding.
Mike, are you kidding?
I really **** hope he's kidding.
I'm sorry, man.
You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta **** be kidding me!
Is this some **** game?! [shoves Mike]
Get the **** off me, man!
No I'm not outta my mind! The map wasn't doing shit all day!
DO YOU REALIZE - [to Josh] NOT TO YOU - [to Mike] BUT I KNEW WHAT THE **** THAT MAP SAID!!!
I'm sorry!
YOU ARE A **** ASSHOLE!!!
I'm sorry!
YOU ARE A **** ASSHOLE!!! AND IF WE...
The map wasn't doing shit all day!
IF WE GET HURT OR IF WE DIE UP HERE, IT IS YOUR **** FAULT!!! It is YOUR...****...FAULT!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
That's the tree we crossed! That tree's down! Same one! [walks to the log site] OH, GOD!!!
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! THIS IS A JOKE!!!
Oh, no...
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!
Mike, just please stop...please, please stop...
AUGH!!! NO!!!
It's not the same log, Mike. It's not the same log.
SAME LOG!!!
Look, it's not!
IT IS!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
It's not the same log. [looks at the log] It's not...it's not the same log... [starts crying quietly as Mike and Josh yells furiously] It's the same log.
****!!! YOU!!! GOD!!!
It's the same log. Okay. It's okay. It's okay...Okay... [later, at noon] Where do you want to go to camp? I guess that south didn't work, so tomorrow, we'll go east. I don't know what to say, Josh.
How the **** did we wind up in the same **** place...?
We walked south all day! Okay?! We've walked south all **** day! I don't know how we end up here!
