(screaming, as she catches a glimpse the Blair Witch)
OH, MY GOD!! WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!?!
Heather Donahue
Heather Donahue · 17 quotes
Joshua Leonard
Joshua Leonard · 10 quotes
Mike
7 quotes
Michael Williams
Michael C. Williams · 6 quotes
Most scenes together: Heather Donahue & Joshua Leonard (7), Heather Donahue & Mike (7), Heather Donahue & Michael Williams (3)
The Blair Witch Project quotes
Page 1 of 2(sobbing)
I just want to apologize to Mike’s mom and Josh’s mom and my mom. I’m sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I am so, so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted we weren’t lost. I insisted we keep going. I insisted that we walk south. Everything had to be my way and this is where we’ve ended up. And it’s all because of me that we’re here now: hungry and cold and hunted. I love you mom and dad. I am so sorry. … (She hears an ominous noise) What is that? (hyperventilates) I’m scared to close my eyes and I’m scared to open them. We're going to die out here!
[pointing the video camera at Mike's chest]
It's warm out today so this is the first time that we're seeing Mike's chest. It's really hard to pick up on video actually. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest. It's like: blank...hairy...blank...hairy.
You should see my ass.
[walking up to Josh's car to greet him]
Hey there! It's Mr. Punctuality! How the hell are ya this morning?
Do you just expect me to do something or say something? What do you want me to do, Josh? Josh?
I wanna make movies, Heather. Isn't that what we're here to do? Just to make some movies.
[laughing]
You know what? I kicked the fu...I'm sorry it's **** up. It's **** up but I kicked that **** map into the creek yesterday! It was useless! I kicked that ****er into the creek! [laughs hysterically]
I really **** hope he's kidding.
Mike, are you kidding?
I really **** hope he's kidding.
You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta **** be kidding me!
Is this some **** game?! [shoves Mike]
No I'm not outta my mind! The map wasn't doing shit all day!
[to Mike]
DO YOU REALIZE - [to Josh] NOT TO YOU - [to Mike] BUT I KNEW WHAT THE **** THAT MAP SAID!!!
I'm sorry!
YOU ARE A **** ASSHOLE!!!
I'm sorry!
YOU ARE A **** ASSHOLE!!! AND IF WE...
The map wasn't doing shit all day!
IF WE GET HURT OR IF WE DIE UP HERE, IT IS YOUR **** FAULT!!! It is YOUR...****...FAULT!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
[Heather finds a dead mouse on the forest floor] [slowly zooming in on it]
What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
[Josh, Heather and Mike had been walking south all day to get out of the woods. They came across a log they previously crossed supposedly the same day]
That's the tree we crossed! That tree's down! Same one! [walks to the log site] OH, GOD!!!
Oh, no...
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!
Mike, just please stop...please, please stop...
AUGH!!! NO!!!
It's not the same log, Mike. It's not the same log.
SAME LOG!!!
Look, it's not!
IT IS!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
It's not the same log. [looks at the log] It's not...it's not the same log... [starts crying quietly as Mike and Josh yells furiously] It's the same log.
****!!! YOU!!! GOD!!!
[attempts to calm herself down]
It's the same log. Okay. It's okay. It's okay...Okay... [later, at noon] Where do you want to go to camp? I guess that south didn't work, so tomorrow, we'll go east. I don't know what to say, Josh.
How the **** did we wind up in the same **** place...?
We walked south all day! Okay?! We've walked south all **** day! I don't know how we end up here!
How's east?
East?
Yeah, we've been going south all this time. How's east?
Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?
Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.
Then we should go east.
Whose shit was thrown around? Whose, specifically?
It's my shit!
Why you?
Let's go, let's go. [shouting] Are you not scared enough?!
But why you?
Woke up this morning, just like two seconds ago, and there are piles of rocks outside of our tent. There are three, actually.
Are you seriously **** positive those weren't there when we set up camp last night?
I am seriously **** positive these were not here. How would we've, like, just made a campsite in between three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?
I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
No way!
Yeah, it was like a serious cackling.
See, my problem is that I sleep like a **** rock.
If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!
Screw that, you think you guys are heroes for killing innocent people?
Well, maybe if the people in our country stopped eating donuts, and started realizing what our government is doing to the world, assholes like them, wouldn't even exist!
What are some of your favorite things to do?
What bugs me out is that we're so damn deep in the woods, and people are gonna try and come out here and mess with us, then they gotta have something wrong with them, and I'm not gonna play with that.
But how do we know it was people?
Well, even if it wasn't, I'm not gonna play with that either!