Michael Williams [After Heather and Josh hit Michael in rage for throwing away the map]
The map wasn't doing shit all day! THAT MAP WAS USELESS! THAT MAP WAS USELESS!
Played by Michael C. Williams 
The Blair Witch Project (1999) · 22 quotes
The Blair Witch Project (1999) · 22 quotes
4th most-quoted character in The Blair Witch Project (1999): in 6 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Heather Donahue (3), Joshua Leonard (2)
I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record.
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I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
No way!
Yeah, it was like a serious cackling.
See, my problem is that I sleep like a **** rock.
Michael If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!
Screw that, you think you guys are heroes for killing innocent people?
Michael Well, maybe if the people in our country stopped eating donuts, and started realizing what our government is doing to the world, assholes like them, wouldn't even exist!
Michael What are some of your favorite things to do?
How's east?
Michael East?
Yeah, we've been going south all this time. How's east?
Michael Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?
Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.
Michael Then we should go east.