A scene from The Blair Witch Project 1999
Mike

[laughing]

You know what? I kicked the fu...I'm sorry it's **** up. It's **** up but I kicked that **** map into the creek yesterday! It was useless! I kicked that ****er into the creek! [laughs hysterically]

Heather

[shocked]

I **** hope he's kidding.

Mike

[still laughing mad]

WAHOO! WOW!

Josh

[also shocked]

Mike...

Mike

[laughing]

Holy shit.

Heather

I really **** hope he's kidding.

Josh

Mike, are you kidding?

Heather

I really **** hope he's kidding.

Josh

[angry]

Mike, are you **** kidding?

Mike

[laughing]

I'm sorry, man.

Heather

You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta **** be kidding me!

Josh

Is this some **** game?! [shoves Mike]

Mike

[stops laughing]

Get the **** off me, man!

Heather

[The two scuffle]

WHAT THE ****?! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR **** MIND?!?!

Mike

No I'm not outta my mind! The map wasn't doing shit all day!

Heather

[to Mike]

DO YOU REALIZE - [to Josh] NOT TO YOU - [to Mike] BUT I KNEW WHAT THE **** THAT MAP SAID!!!

Mike

I'm sorry!

Heather

YOU ARE A **** ASSHOLE!!!

Mike

I'm sorry!

Heather

YOU ARE A **** ASSHOLE!!! AND IF WE...

Mike

The map wasn't doing shit all day!

Heather

IF WE GET HURT OR IF WE DIE UP HERE, IT IS YOUR **** FAULT!!! It is YOUR...****...FAULT!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING?!?!

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