A scene from The Blair Witch Project 1999
Mike

[Josh, Heather and Mike had been walking south all day to get out of the woods. They came across a log they previously crossed supposedly the same day]

That's the tree we crossed! That tree's down! Same one! [walks to the log site] OH, GOD!!!

Heather

[shocked]

Oh, no...

Mike

[freaking out]

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! THIS IS A JOKE!!!

Heather

Oh, no...

Mike

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!

Heather

Mike, just please stop...please, please stop...

Mike

AUGH!!! NO!!!

Heather

It's not the same log, Mike. It's not the same log.

Mike

SAME LOG!!!

Heather

Look, it's not!

Mike

IT IS!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!

Heather

It's not the same log. [looks at the log] It's not...it's not the same log... [starts crying quietly as Mike and Josh yells furiously] It's the same log.

Josh

****!!! YOU!!! GOD!!!

Heather

[attempts to calm herself down]

It's the same log. Okay. It's okay. It's okay...Okay... [later, at noon] Where do you want to go to camp? I guess that south didn't work, so tomorrow, we'll go east. I don't know what to say, Josh.

Josh

How the **** did we wind up in the same **** place...?

Heather

We walked south all day! Okay?! We've walked south all **** day! I don't know how we end up here!

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