Bill
OK, Ted: George Washington. One: The father of our country.
Ted
Two: Born on Presidents' Day!
Bill
Three: The dollar bill guy.
Ted
You ever made a mushroom out of his head?
Bill
Ted... Alaska.
Ted
Okay... Um.... Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.
Bill
That's Captain Ahab, dude!
Ted
...Oh, wait! Remember Disney World? Hall of Presidents?
Bill
Yeah, good, what did he say?
Ted
...Welcome to the Hall of Presidents!
