“How's it going, royal ugly dudes? I am the Earl of Preston!” – Bill, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989

Bill

How's it going, royal ugly dudes? I am the Earl of Preston!

Ted

And I am the Duke of Ted!

Henry VII

Put them in the iron maiden.

Ted

Iron Maiden?
Bill and Ted: Excellent! [air guitar]

Henry VII

Execute them!
Bill and Ted: Bogus!

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Ted Keanu Reeves More Ted quotes →

Bill Alex Winter More Bill quotes →

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