A scene from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989
Bill

Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super-band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.

Ted

Yes, Bill, but... I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen before we have a triumphant video.

Bill

Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we have decent instruments.

Ted

Well, how can we have decent instruments if we don't really even know how to play?

Bill

That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!

Ted

And that is why we need a triumphant video!

Both

[think for a second]

EXCELLENT! [guitar riff]

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