A scene from The Big Lebowski 1998
Walter Sobchak

**** dog has **** papers— Over the line!

Smokey

Huh?

Walter Sobchak

I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.

Smokey

Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.

Walter Sobchak

Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.

Smokey

Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.

Walter Sobchak

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

The Dude

Hey, Walter. Come on. it's just– Hey man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know. It's just a game, man.

Walter Sobchak

This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong?

Smokey

Yeah, but I wasn't—

Walter Sobchak

Am I wrong?

Smokey

Yeah, but I wasn't over. Give me the marker Dude. I'm marking an 8.

Walter Sobchak

Smokey, my friend [pulls out a Colt M1911A1 from his bag] you're entering a world of pain.

The Dude

Walter, man.

Walter Sobchak

You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

Smokey

I'm not—

Walter Sobchak

A world of pain.

Smokey

Look, Dude, I– This is your partner.

Walter Sobchak

[rises out his chair]

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!!! MARK IT ZERO!!!

The Dude

[frightened]

They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away.

Walter Sobchak

[points his gun at Smokey]

MARK IT ZERO!!!!

The Dude

Walter, put the piece away.

Smokey

Walter?

Walter Sobchak

YOU THINK I'M **** AROUND HERE?!!!! [racks slide] MARK IT ZERO!!!!

Smokey

[marks the card]

All right. It's **** zero. [Walter sits back down] Are you happy, you crazy ****?

Walter Sobchak

It's a league game, Smokey.

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