[referring to Kevin and Corrine]
That relationship's lasted a lot longer than I thought.
Yeah, look at his eyes, though. He's bored out of his mind. I give it two more weeks.
[stands up in the middle of the party to make an announcement]
Hey, excuse me! Everybody! I wanted to thank you all for coming tonight. Or I guess I should say, [speaking Chinese and everyone laughs politely] I'm getting it. Uh, tomorrow I'm leaving for China to represent the fine firm of Morton & Mandel. Yes, me, the same guy who once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet.
[Everyone laughs again]
Prove it! [everyone else laughs but Mikey gives him a look] Just kidding.
But, uh, I am real glad you're all here tonight because I'm about to do something I never thought I'd have the guts to do...
You're not proposing, are ya?!
Well, think about it...ya know?
[Everyone applauds] [sarcastically to Sonny]
Good call on the two weeks, pal.
Hey, congratulations, you and "Big Boobs" McGee are gonna be real happy.
Don't call her "Big Boobs" McGee.
You want to explain to your children that you met their mother while she was waitressing at Hooters?
Sonny, that was five years ago, she's a doctor now. And my fiancé, so from now on...Dr. "Big Boobs" McGee.
Congratulations.
Thanks, man.
What's the matter?
Vanessa's gonna break-up with me and I don't know what to do to make her want to stay.
Vanessa's just getting older, she wants different things, ya know? Career, stable relationship, a family. That's how they get.
I just want things to go back to the way they used to be.
Like when we were at Syracuse? And Vanessa worshipped you?
Yes, that was nice.
Nobody was hassling you to get a job, Tommy and Phil were showering separately. [Sonny chuckles and nods] Those were the days. [Sonny goes to the putting green on their rooftop] What're you doing?
If I make this putt, Vanessa will realize she likes me the way I am.
Oh, you're gonna putt? Remember, the roof breaks to the right.
That can't be good.
