[Sonny returns home after work. He slides open the apartment door and sees a large party waiting]

SURPRISE!!!

Shh. Just ignore him. It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny.

Yeah, "it's only me, it's only me". [walks over to Tommy, Phil and Mikey] What's going on?

Corrine's throwing a surprise going away party for Kevin.

Why didn't she tell me about it? The roommate has a right to know.

Because she knew you'd tell him and ruin the surprise.

No I wouldn't.

[Kevin walks in on the party, almost no one notices]

Hey, surprise!

[unexcited]

Surprise. Surprise. Surprise.

Surprise.

[confused]

What's going on?

[walks to the front of the party and realizes the surprise didn't work; to Sonny]

We wasted the good surprise on you!

[chuckling]

Alright.

[Corrine runs away to the bathroom, crying] [to Sonny]

This your handiwork?

I guess.

See you in three hours.