Better Off Dead 1985 quotes, page 3

32 quotes · 4 characters
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Lane Myer 14 quotes
Monique Junot Diane Franklin · 4 quotes
Al Myer 1 quote

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Better Off Dead quotes

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Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching The Wide World of Sports. So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

[why he can't pay the paper boy]

Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.