Beth Truss She doesn't date certain members of the basketball team: she dates the whole team!
Lane Myer
14 quotes
Charles de Mar
Curtis Armstrong · 9 quotes
Monique Junot
Diane Franklin · 4 quotes
Al Myer
1 quote
Most scenes together: Lane Myer & Monique Junot (3)
Better Off Dead quotes
Page 1 of 3 Beth Truss 
Johnny Gasparini Two dollars! (repeated line)
I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.
Roy Stalin
[To Beth]
Is Oscar here your main weiner man?
Roy Stalin
[Upon seeing Lane]
Oscar Meyer!
The Paper Boy
I want my two dallors!!!
Tree Trimmer [After Lane falls into a dump truck off of a bridge]
Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Barney Rubble
[on TV]
Hey there, Lane. I know this is a little awkward, me being a cartoon and all, I was just wondering how you'd feel if I took out Beth? [laughs]
Wait, wait a minute... [starts to snort snow off his top hat] Oh. Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! I think I just froze the left half of my brain! Look! I can't move my right arm!
This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
Jenny Myer
[ladling an unidentifiable gelatinous substance onto dinner plates]
I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.
Jenny Myer
How was your day?
Beth just dumped me.
Jenny Myer
That's nice dear.
I have a great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it. I can't.
"I cannot do it" is your middle name.
Johnny...
Johnny
Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...
Johnny
Two dollars... cash.
See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.
He keeps trying to put his testicles all over me!
Testicles?
You know...octopus.
Ohhhh. Tentacles. N T Big Difference.
I thought if Casanova and I in there had nothing to say to each other, he'd get bored -- go away. Instead he uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me!
Uh, his what?
Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.
No, tentacles. N-T. Tentacles.
Tentacles.
There's a big difference.