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Lane Myer quotes

View Quote Joanne Greenwald... the girl with the antennae on her face?
View Quote I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
View Quote She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.
View Quote [why he can't pay the paper boy] Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.
View Quote I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire. [hangs up the phone.]
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