“Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave...” – Lane Myer, Better Off Dead ... Movie Quotes Database

Lane Myer

[why he can't pay the paper boy]

Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.

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