A character in Better Off Dead (1985)

Monique Junot quotes from Better Off Dead (1985)

Diane Franklin
Played by Diane Franklin Better Off Dead (1985) · 32 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Better Off Dead (1985): in 4 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Lane Myer (3)

Scenes with Monique Junot

4 scenes
Monique Junot

I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.

Monique Junot

He keeps trying to put his testicles all over me!

Testicles?

Monique Junot

You know...octopus.

Ohhhh. Tentacles. N T Big Difference.

Monique Junot

I thought if Casanova and I in there had nothing to say to each other, he'd get bored -- go away. Instead he uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me!

Uh, his what?

Monique Junot

Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.

No, tentacles. N-T. Tentacles.

Monique Junot

Tentacles.

There's a big difference.

I have a great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it. I can't.

Monique Junot

"I cannot do it" is your middle name.

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