Charles de Mar This mountain is made entirely out of snow... Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?
2nd most-quoted character in Better Off Dead (1985): in 9 of its 32 quotes
A line from Charles de MarI've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!
More lines from Charles de Mar
7 quotes Charles de Mar Charles de Mar Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!
Charles de Mar [giving skiing instructions]
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Charles de Mar Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map - a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!
Charles de Mar Suicide is never the answer, little trooper.
Charles de Mar The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.
Charles de Mar This is pure snow. It's everywhere! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
Scenes with Charles de Mar
1 scene Charles De Mar Wait, wait a minute... [starts to snort snow off his top hat] Oh. Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! I think I just froze the left half of my brain! Look! I can't move my right arm!
This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
