Lay low, Mr. Juice. She's a soul sucker.
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"
Michael Keaton · 21 quotes
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Jenna Ortega · 9 quotes
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Rory
Justin Theroux · 5 quotes
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Monica Bellucci · 3 quotes
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice quotes
Page 3 of 4My ex-wife is back.
My mom grew up here, that old house on the hill.
Pain and suffering are always inevitable.
Really more nightmare material.
Really? Is this a figment of your imagination?
Should've got married in Vegas.
Sometimes, I think life is harder.
Spill your guts. Who wants to go first? Alright, I will. [opens his shirt and his guts spill out like eels] See? I'm willing to do the work.
The juice is loose.
We'd like to thank you all for coming to this very special occasion, but right now, I would like a little privacy.
What the (bleep)?
When I was a teenager, a trickster demon terrorized my entire family and tried to force me to marry him, in order to come back to the real world for good. I believed he was gone forever, and then lately, I have been seeing him again. And now, he is actually back. And I don't know why, or how, or what to do.
When you're all on your third kid and second divorce, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Where is Beetlejuice?