Riddler quotes from Batman (1966)

View Quote [The Joker is laughing madly]
Riddler: [to the Penguin] You and your trained exploding shark!
Penguin: Faugh, Quack! How should I know they'd have a can of shark-repellent Batspray handy? Why, you sniveling sardine!
Riddler: Why you pompous, puffed-up penguin!
Joker: Oh, friends, make peace. Have a shake on me. [shakes their hands, and the two are electrified; Joker laughs manically, and shows he is wearing joy buzzers on his hands] A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
Catwoman: [to her cat] Sic 'em, Hecate. Scratch out their eyes.
[Hecate lands on the table]
Penguin: Take away that ravenous panther!
Riddler: So help me, Catwoman, I'll feed him to the birds!
Joker: I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti!
Catwoman: United Underworld? [scoffs as she picks up her cat] We're about as united as the members of the United World Headquarters on Gotham East River. What's the matter with you all?
Riddler: She's right. she's right! If we don't manage to somehow swallow our supercriminal pride, I'm afraid-
Penguin: Right, Mr. Riddler, quite right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Joker: Oh, and what a pity that would be, on the eve of the greatest criminal coup anyone ever dreamed of!
Riddler: Aha! How did it go, Catwoman?
Catwoman: Purr-fectly, purr-fectly. In my disguise as Kitka, I penetrated their press conference. The fools are completely baffled.
Joker: Yes, but undrowned.
Catwoman: Yes, unfortunately. Batman's boots didn't even look damp! How's our prisoner? Still doesn't know he's been kidnapped?
Penguin: He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea.

View Quote Riddler: I see the way to do it. We'll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand, and we'll do it right here.
Penguin: How?
Riddler: How? The end. The end, oh... [giggles] We shall spring them from The Joker's Jack-In-The-Box, through that window, out over the sea, and into the waiting arms of The Penguin's Exploding Octopus! [giggles again] The trigger: one of my riddles, of course, and the bait: You, Catwoman!

View Quote Catwoman: Riddler.
Riddler: Yes?
Catwoman: You're mad, Riddler. Penguin finished Batman by now.
Riddler: Why, that miserable waddling mountebank of a bird? He couldn't finish a bag of popcorn! [giggles]
Joker: So, say Penguin failed. All the more reason not to have that your crazy clues.
Riddler: Oh, But I must, I must. Outwitting Batman is my sole delight, my joy, my heaven on earth, my very paradise. [giggles again]
Joker: Riddler, come back!

View Quote Penguin: That's too soon! It must be Batcharges!
Riddler: And that means there'll be more of the dread things meant for us!
Catwoman: You dismal bird! You and your submarine, Where has it got us now?!
Penguin: Shut up, you feline floozy!