Riddler
You and your trained exploding shark!
Penguin
Faugh, Quack! How should I know they'd have a can of shark-repellent Batspray handy? Why, you sniveling sardine!
Riddler
Why you pompous, puffed-up penguin!
Oh, friends, make peace. Have a shake on me. [shakes their hands, and the two are electrified; Joker laughs manically, and shows he is wearing joy buzzers on his hands] A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
Catwoman
Sic 'em, Hecate. Scratch out their eyes.
Penguin
Take away that ravenous panther!
Riddler
So help me, Catwoman, I'll feed him to the birds!
I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti!
Catwoman
United Underworld? [scoffs as she picks up her cat] We're about as united as the members of the United World Headquarters on Gotham East River. What's the matter with you all?
Riddler
She's right. she's right! If we don't manage to somehow swallow our supercriminal pride, I'm afraid-
Penguin
Right, Mr. Riddler, quite right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Oh, and what a pity that would be, on the eve of the greatest criminal coup anyone ever dreamed of!
Riddler
Aha! How did it go, Catwoman?
Catwoman
Purr-fectly, purr-fectly. In my disguise as Kitka, I penetrated their press conference. The fools are completely baffled.
Yes, but undrowned.
Catwoman
Yes, unfortunately. Batman's boots didn't even look damp! How's our prisoner? Still doesn't know he's been kidnapped?
Penguin
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea.
