Catwoman quotes from Batman (1966)

View Quote [meows] You're going to see the purr-fect crime, when I get Batman in my claws! [hisses]

View Quote Scratch out their eyes!

View Quote Me-ow-oww.

View Quote I say its crazy. But I say let's try it. We have to do something to get Batman out of the way!

View Quote Miss Kitka dies if you take one more step!

View Quote Nothing can stop us now.

View Quote I'll slip into something more comfortable while your cocoa is warming.

View Quote Penguin, you KNOW cats hate water!

View Quote [The Joker is laughing madly]
Riddler: [to the Penguin] You and your trained exploding shark!
Penguin: Faugh, Quack! How should I know they'd have a can of shark-repellent Batspray handy? Why, you sniveling sardine!
Riddler: Why you pompous, puffed-up penguin!
Joker: Oh, friends, make peace. Have a shake on me. [shakes their hands, and the two are electrified; Joker laughs manically, and shows he is wearing joy buzzers on his hands] A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
Catwoman: [to her cat] Sic 'em, Hecate. Scratch out their eyes.
[Hecate lands on the table]
Penguin: Take away that ravenous panther!
Riddler: So help me, Catwoman, I'll feed him to the birds!
Joker: I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti!
Catwoman: United Underworld? [scoffs as she picks up her cat] We're about as united as the members of the United World Headquarters on Gotham East River. What's the matter with you all?
Riddler: She's right. she's right! If we don't manage to somehow swallow our supercriminal pride, I'm afraid-
Penguin: Right, Mr. Riddler, quite right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Joker: Oh, and what a pity that would be, on the eve of the greatest criminal coup anyone ever dreamed of!
Riddler: Aha! How did it go, Catwoman?
Catwoman: Purr-fectly, purr-fectly. In my disguise as Kitka, I penetrated their press conference. The fools are completely baffled.
Joker: Yes, but undrowned.
Catwoman: Yes, unfortunately. Batman's boots didn't even look damp! How's our prisoner? Still doesn't know he's been kidnapped?
Penguin: He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea.

View Quote Catwoman: Riddler.
Riddler: Yes?
Catwoman: You're mad, Riddler. Penguin finished Batman by now.
Riddler: Why, that miserable waddling mountebank of a bird? He couldn't finish a bag of popcorn! [giggles]
Joker: So, say Penguin failed. All the more reason not to have that your crazy clues.
Riddler: Oh, But I must, I must. Outwitting Batman is my sole delight, my joy, my heaven on earth, my very paradise. [giggles again]
Joker: Riddler, come back!

View Quote Penguin: That's too soon! It must be Batcharges!
Riddler: And that means there'll be more of the dread things meant for us!
Catwoman: You dismal bird! You and your submarine, Where has it got us now?!
Penguin: Shut up, you feline floozy!