Batman
[After the shark attack, Batman takes questions from the press in Commissioner Gordon's office]
You there, Miss...
Miss Kitka
Comrade Kitayna Ireyna Tatanya Kerenska Alisoff. I am from the Moscow Bugle.
Scenes with Miss Kitka
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Miss Kitka
If you please, to take off the mask to give the better picture?
Commissioner Gordon
Great Scott! Batman take off his mask?
Chief O'Hara: The woman must be mad!
Batman
Please...Chief O'Hara...all of you. This young lady is a stranger to our shores. Her request is not unnatural, however, impossible to grant.
Miss Kitka
Impossible?
Batman
Indeed. If Robin and I were to remove our masks, the secret of our true identities would be revealed.
Commissioner Gordon
Completely destroying their value as ace crimefighters.
Chief O'Hara: Sure, ma'am. Not even Commisioner Gordon and meself know who they really are.
Robin
In fact, our own relatives we live with don't know.
Miss Kitka
But your so curious costumes...
Robin
Don't be put off by them, ma'am. Underneath this garb, we're perfectly ordinary Americans.
Miss Kitka
You are like the masked vigilantes in the Westerns, no?
Commissioner Gordon
Certainly not! Batman and Robin are fully deputized agents of the law.
Robin
Support your police! That's our message!
Batman
Well said, Robin...and no better way to end this press conference...thank you, and good day.
Pirate
Ahoy, Catwoman!
Miss Kitka
[slaps him]
Imbecile, How many times have I told you? Never use my real name in public!
