A scene from The Bad Guys 2022
Shark
[After Snake, Shark, Webs and Piranha make themselves back home while feeling sulked, they all discover their hideout is empty.]

No!

Snake

What?!

Piranha

All our stuff?

Snake

Where is everything?!

Piranha
[running in panic]

No, no, no, no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no!

Snake

It's all gone!

Shark
[looking through hangers]

My disguise closet!

Webs

Where's my things?!

Snake

Wolf gave away all our loot! We stole it fair and square!

Piranha

Now I understand what it feels like to have things stolen from you! [shudders his breathing] I DON'T LIKE IT! I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT!!

Shark
[Snake looks at the Bad Guys' pictures on the fridge then angrily looks in the freezer to find one last Push Pop.]

We got no food! We got no money! We got no money we could use to buy food! No food we can sell for money! [grunts, then starts sobbing loudly]

Snake
[gives Shark his Push Pop]

All right! Okay, okay! Here, here, take it. Now stop crying, buddy.

Webs
[Shark sighs while sucking his Push Pop like a baby with a pacifier.]

Um, Snake, what did you just do?

Snake
[looks in the refrigerator]

What? My friend was sad; I was just cheering him up.

Shark

You… you did a good thing. For me!

Snake

Don't be ridiculous. I just put your needs before my own.

Webs

Yeah. You’re being good.

Snake

I'm not! I was simply making a sacrifice so Shark could be happy.

Webs

That is the actual definition of being good!

Shark

Snake! You! The worst one of us! The most selfish!

Webs

Spiteful!

Shark

Terrible!

Piranha

Sneaky!

Webs

Dishonest!

Shark

Insensitive!

Webs

Manipulative!

Piranha

Snake-like!

Shark

Stanky!

Snake

And your point is...?

Webs

I think Wolf was right. Maybe we could be more than just scary villains.

Shark
[They start wagging uncontrollably, Webs with her abdomen, Shark with his dorsal fin, and Piranha with his "pigtail".]

Wha...?!

Webs

Oh, wow! Is this… Is this wagging? We’re-We’re wagging!

Snake
[Snake's tail wags with a happy expression on his face, then turns angry.]

No! No! NO! [pushes his tail down] We'll... always... be... BAD GUYS!! [furiously slams the refrigerator door, slithers off to the elevator while breathing heavily]

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