[Dr. Evil and Scott are at the Jerry Springer Show]

Hello, Scott. Daddy's back.

How could you do this to me? On national television?!

Well, throw me a frickin' bone here, Scott.

Why'd you run out on me?

Because you're not quite evil enough.

[audience starts "aw"ing] [to audience]

Well, it's true. [to Scott Evil] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
Man with white hood (Apparently a member of the Ku Klux Klan): What are you, some kinda freak?!
[audience laughing] :

[stands up]

Shut up, you (bleep)!

OK, come on.

[stands up, too]

I'll kick your (bleep), punk.

Bring it on, you skanky (bleep)!

No one talks to my son like that. It's okay, Scott. (to man with white hood) You mother(bleep)! (stands up and attacks man with white hood)
(audience going crazy, as well as numerous bleeping, Jerry's bodyguards stopping the fighting people) :

(yelling at man with white hood)

You were born in your mother's (bleep)!

(chant)

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!