A scene from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 1999
Austin

[Austin chases Dr. Evil who is wearing a space suit with helmet] [Austin shoots and hits Dr. Evil in his thigh]

Gotcha!

Dr.Evil

[Dr.Evil sits up and switches on his speaker unit]

Owww! You shot me, you a-hole!

Austin

[Dr.Evil switches off his speaker unit]

And now I'm going to kill you!

Dr.Evil

[Dr.Evil switches on his speaker unit]

But before you do...

Dr.Evil

[Dr.Evil stands up and in a deep voice]

Know this. [pause]

Dr.Evil

Austin. [Heavy, Darth Vader style breathing/voice] I am your father.

Austin

Really?

Dr.Evil

[normal voice]

No. Not really. I can't back that up.

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