Simon Bishop
Have you seen Verdell?
Melvin Udall
What does he look like?
Simon Bishop
My dog. You know, my dog with the adorable face? Don't you know what my dog looks like?
Melvin Udall
Oh, I got it. You were talking about your dog. I thought it was the name of that colored man I've been seeing in the halls.
Simon Bishop
Which color was that?
Melvin Udall
Uh . . . like thick molasses, with a broad nose. Perfect for smelling trouble and prison food.
