A scene from As Good as It Gets 1997
Woman at table

I said, "You love me the way you do your remote control as long as I switch every time you press one of my buttons."

Man at table

That's great! That's terrific--

Melvin Udall

People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. [after the couple look at Melvin] Eat up!

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Woman at table Lisa Edelstein
Man at table Peter Jacobson

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