A scene from Arsenic and Old Lace 1944
Rev. Harper

Have you ever tried to persuade him that he wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?

Abby

Oh, no.

Martha Brewster

Oh, he's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt.

Abby

Oh... Do you remember, Martha, once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington, it would be a change for him, and we suggested it.

Martha

And do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody.

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