Rev. Harper
Have you ever tried to persuade him that he wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?
Abby
Oh, no.
Martha Brewster
Oh, he's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt.
Abby
Oh... Do you remember, Martha, once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington, it would be a change for him, and we suggested it.
Martha
And do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody.



