Oscar quotes from Armageddon (1998)

A.J.

No. If anybody's anybody, I'm Han and you're Chewbacca.

Oscar

Chewie! Have you even seen Star Wars?

Harry

None of you have to go. You can all just sit here on Earth and wait for this big rock to crash into it, killing everything and everybody we know. The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?

Chick

20 years. Haven't turned you down once. Not about to start now. I'm there.

Guess I can't let you go up there alone.

I'm with you.

Oscar

Man, this is historic. Guys, this is, like, deep blue hero stuff! Of course I'm in.

Rockhound

While I don't share his enthusiasm…you know me. Beam me up, Scotty!

Harry

You all right, Max?

I…I…whatever you think?

Harry

How about you?

A.J.

I'm in.

Harry

All right then. We go.

Rockhound

I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but…do you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?

Truman

So what's the verdict?

Harry Stamper

They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.

Truman

Such as?

Stamper

Well, there's uh, few things here, uh... nothin' really big, uh, just- Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record.

Oscar

Fifty-six tickets in seven states...

Stamper

I'll-I'll tell 'em Oscar, you got it.

Oscar

Okay.

Stamper

Uh, Noonan's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. Max would like you to...bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but, uh, let's see what else. Um, Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. Um - hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? [Truman and the General look at him] Didn't think so. Um, Bear would like to stay at the... [tries to read writing] "White horse"? [looks up at Bear]

White. House. White House.

Stamper

White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.

Truman

Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of... some of that.

Rockhound

Harry!

Stamper

Yeah, one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever. [Kimsey and Truman stare at Harry, who smirks and shrugs]