Two aphid beers.
Z Marion-4195
Why'd I have to be born a worker? Soldiers get all the glory, plus you get to go out in the world. You meet interesting insects, you get to kill them.
Weaver
Yeah. But you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls.
Z Marion-4195
Weaver, they're career girls. They're obsessed with digging. [sighs] I don't think I'm ever gonna meet the right girl for me.
Weaver
Who said a girl for you? I was talking about a girl for me. Don't you want your aphid beer?
Z Marion-4195
Call me crazy, but... [clears throat] I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature. Okay?
Weaver
Suit yourself. Ah, me,? I'm cutting a lose. We got a royal inspection coming up.
Z Marion-4195
Inspection, meaning you're gonna stand around like an idiot while a bunch of blue bloods smirk at you. I don't know how you put up with it, Weaver.
Weaver
Z, I've known you for a long time. Right?
Z Marion-4195
Definitely. You were born two seconds after me.
Weaver
Yeah, and ever since we were little, I've been listening to you complain. What are you b*tching about? In case you haven't noticed, we ants are running the show! We're the lords of the earth!
Z Marion-4195
Hey, don't talk to me about earth, okay? 'Cause I just spent all day hauling it around. [he sighs] There's just got to be a better place.
There is. I've been there.
Z Marion-4195
I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?
There is a better place, Insectopia.
Z Marion-4195
Oh, really. Lunatic at 3:00.
You can't understand until you go there and see it yourself. You can be your own ant there. The streets are paved with food. Nobody tellin' you what to do. No wars. No colony. I shoulda never left.
Z Marion-4195
Oh, yeah. Fascinating.
We were on a long-range recon. I got cut off from my unit.
Z Marion-4195
Nothing like post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
Then I saw it, Insectopia!
Hey!
You head towards the monolith. Ten clicks past the great canyons to the land of red and white.
Hey, gramps. You've had enough for one tonight. Come on. Before you get in trouble.
Head for the monolith. Listen to me! The monolith!
Weaver
That guy's got a screw loose.
Cross the lake!
Z Marion-4195
Insectopia. [he scoffs] Wouldn't it be great if it were that easy?
Weaver
Yeah. Dream on, Z.
Cross the lake! Look for the land of red and white.
Princess Bala
Wow...This is so...gritty!
Ten minutes and we're out of here, right? I mean, this place is off limits.
Princess Bala
Just blame it on me. Say it was all my idea.
It is all your idea!
Princess Bala
Besides, no one's gonna recognize us. Come on, girls, what do you say? Let's take a walk on the wild side.
