Annie Hall quotes

View Quote You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art, because it's real difficult in life.

View Quote I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

View Quote They did not take me in the Army. I was, um, interestingly enough, I was, I was 4-P. Yes. In the, in the event of war, I'm a hostage.

View Quote Oh that's OK, we can walk to the curb from here!

View Quote Darling, I've been killing spiders since I was thirty, OK?

View Quote [to Annie] Don't you have a can of Raid in the house? I told you a thousand times. You should always keep a lot of insect spray. You never know who's gonna crawl over.

View Quote What did you do? Grow up in a Norman Rockwell painting? Your Grammy?

View Quote What? Are we driving through plutonium?

View Quote I'm making excellent progress. Pretty soon, when I lie down on his couch, I won't have to wear the lobster bib.

View Quote Yeah, you're really popular - I can see. What, you got the plague of something?

View Quote The incredible thing about it is, I'm paying for her analysis and she's making progress, and I'm getting screwed...It's absurd. She's making progress and I'm not making any progress. And her progress is killing my progress.

View Quote You know, I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I - I don't respond well to mellow. You know what I mean? I have a tendency to - if I get too mellow, I - I ripen and then rot, you know.

View Quote I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.

View Quote She's a 10, Max, and that's great for you because you're - you're used to two's, aren't you?

View Quote I don't use any major hallucinogenics...Five years ago at a party, I tried to take my pants off over my head.